• Brandeis Finds One Millions Jews: Is this a joke? I mean, really. The gays are at least in a closet so it makes sense that we wouldn’t find them. But the Jews? Where could one million Jews have been all these years? Oh well. We’re glad you’re here, guys. Sorry it took you so long.
  • Elie Wiesel Attacked: Famous Holocaust scholar Elie Wiesel was attacked outside his hotel room last week in San Francisco by a Holocaust denier. Police haven’t identified any suspects but, Wiesel is unharmed. Thank God.

“It shows that Hitler did not succeed in destroying the Jewish religion,”Friedenson said by telephone. “It’s not as strong as when I grew up,” he said, adding, “but in the end, we survived.” Read the rest of the article here.